Harriettes:
"Who's that knocking at my door?"
"Who's that knocking at my door?"
"Who's that knocking at my door?"
Said the fair young maiden.

Harriers:
"It's Barnacle Bill, from over the hill,"
Said Barnacle Bill, the sailor.
"It's Barnacle Bill, from over the hill,"
Said Barnacle Bill, the sailor.

Harriettes:
"Who's that knocking at my door?",
"Who's that knocking at my door?",
"Who's that knocking at my door?",
Said the fair young maiden.

Harriers:
"Open the door and lay on the floor",
Said Barnacle Bill, the sailor.
"Open the door and lay on the floor",
Said Barnacle Bill, the sailor.

(Harriettes continue to sing first lines and harriers the second lines with the same repeats and style as above.)

"Why are you knocking at my door?",
"Cos I'm young enough, and ready and tough,"

"Shall I come and let you in?"
"Open the door, you dirty old whore,"

"Will you sleep upon the floor?"
"Get off the floor, you dirty old whore,"

"Will you sleep upon the mat?"
"Bugger the mat, you can't fuck that,"

"Will you sleep upon the stairs?"
"Bugger the stairs, they got no hairs,"

"Will you sleep upon my breasts?"
"Bugger your tits, they give me the shits,"

"Will you sleep between my thighs?"
"Cut the talk and open your fork,"

"Will you sleep within my cunt?"
"Bugger your cunt but I'll fuck for a stunt,"

"What's that thing between your legs?"
"It's a pole to stick up your hole,"

"What if Ma and Pa should know?
"Shoot Pa, fuck Ma,"

"What if we should get the herps?"
"Fuck until they start to squirt,"

"What if you should go to jail?"
"I'll use my cock to pick the lock."

"What if you should get the chair?"
"I'll lay a fart and blow it apart."