Here's to brother hasher,

Brother hasher, brother hasher,

Here's to brother hasher

May he chug-a-lug

He's happy, he's jolly,

He's f**ked up by golly,

Here's to brother hasher

May he chug-a-lug

Drink it down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down,

Why are we waiting,

We could be fornicating...