
Southern Illinois Hash House Harriers
"A DRINKING Club with a RUNNING Problem"
A Social Fitness Club
Established November 3rd, 2005
Hash line: (618) 687-2901
www.soilhhh.com
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Receding Hareline:
Saturday May 12th 3:00pm Location: Big Boy's Q'n 104 W. Jackson St. Carbondale
Mismanagement:
Flounder: Toe_Jam
Grand Master: Local_Yokel
Religious Advisor: Poison_Vagivy
Hare Raiser: Short_Rudder
Hash Cash / Beermeister: Habeas's_Bitch
Assistants to the GM: Short_Circuit Habeas_Whore_Piss
Hash Trash: Did_Jew
Hash Flash: Indiana_Punweiser
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Celebrate our Eighteenth Run. Congratulations to Habeas on graduating College.
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What is Hashing?
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A social event with two parts: the trail and the religion (meaning drinking singing and debauchery).
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The Trail |
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A trail leads the pack (you and everyone else who did not lay the trail) through forests, along city streets, over rivers, inside buildings, etc. Trails are typically 2-6 miles long, and usually take less than two hours to complete. There may be a Turkey trail (2-3 miles) and an Eagle trial (3-6 miles). The hares (the person or people who did lay the trail) use chalk, flour, or toilet paper to mark where the trial goes.
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The Drinking, Singing, and Laughing |
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After you have finished the trail, The Hash comes together for what we call religion. The ceremony is conducted by the Religious Advisor or R.A. We honor the Hares and welcome the guests. Down Downs are awarded for exceptional acts of hash honor. Down Downs are also awarded for any violations of the Hash traditions. Violations: 1. Calling a fellow Hasher by his mortal name once he or she has been given his Hash name 2. Any actions or comments that suggest competition 3. ANYTHING else that grinds your gears, gets your goat, burns your A$$, Whatever! 4. Pointing with your hand outstretched (taking your beer to the farthest point away from your mouth) HASHERS, if they must point, Do so with their elbow. 5. Plus MANY others (if I were to list them all, how could the R.A. give anyone Down Downs when they violate the traditions accidentally)
Down-downs are a form of ritualized drinking. When you have a cup, can, or
bottle of the beverage of your choice, the pack will sing a song with the
words
"drink" or "down" in it. At that point, you should start drinking. You will
Remember, even though most people use beer, you can use soda or water or whatever else there is to drink. That leaves more beer for everyone else. |
SOIL-HHH:
Hash Line: (618) 687-2901
Web Trash: http://groups.google.com/group/soilhhh
Free Site: http://www.hhhweb.com/Soilh3/
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