Southern Illinois Hash House Harriers

"A DRINKING Club with a RUNNING Problem"

A Social Fitness Club

Established November 3rd, 2005

Hash line: (618) 687-2901

                                                                                 www.soilhhh.com

 

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Receding Hareline:

 

Saturday May 12th 3:00pm

Location: Big Boy's Q'n

104 W. Jackson St. Carbondale 

 

Mismanagement:

 

Flounder:

Toe_Jam

 

Grand Master:

Local_Yokel

 

Religious Advisor:

Poison_Vagivy

 

Hare Raiser:

Short_Rudder

 

Hash Cash / Beermeister:

Habeas's_Bitch

 

Assistants to the GM:

Short_Circuit

Habeas_Whore_Piss

 

Hash Trash:

Did_Jew

 

Hash Flash:

Indiana_Punweiser

 

 

 

    Celebrate our Eighteenth Run.

Congratulations to Habeas on graduating College.

  • Be prepared for debauchery!

  • Drinking games & Down Downs.

  • Rejoice in Adult Song and Laughter.

  • Bring Hash virgins for de-flowering.

  • Create a Hash name for a deserving

        Mortal-Name..

What is Hashing?

Hashing:

A social event with two parts: the trail and the religion (meaning drinking singing and debauchery).

 

 

The Trail

A trail leads the pack (you and everyone else who did not lay the trail) through forests, along city streets, over rivers, inside buildings, etc. Trails are typically 2-6 miles long, and usually take less than two hours to complete. There may be a Turkey trail (2-3 miles) and an Eagle trial (3-6 miles). The hares (the person or people who did lay the trail) use chalk, flour, or toilet paper to mark where the trial goes.

Along the way, the you will discover decision points, places where the trail goes in many directions. The goal of the pack is to find the true trail that will lead them to the finish, which might be at or near the start, or it might be miles away.

 

 

The Drinking, Singing, and Laughing

After you have finished the trail, The Hash comes together for what we call religion. The ceremony is conducted by the Religious Advisor or R.A. We honor the Hares and welcome the guests. Down Downs are awarded for exceptional acts of hash honor. Down Downs are also awarded for any violations of the Hash traditions.

Violations:

1. Calling a fellow Hasher by his mortal name once he or she has been given his Hash name

2. Any actions or comments that suggest competition

3. ANYTHING else that grinds your gears, gets your goat, burns your A$$, Whatever!

4. Pointing with your hand outstretched (taking your beer to the farthest  point away from your mouth) HASHERS, if they must point, Do so with their elbow.

5. Plus MANY others (if I were to list them all, how could the R.A. give anyone Down Downs when they violate the traditions accidentally)

 

Down-downs are a form of ritualized drinking. When you have a cup, can, or bottle of the beverage of your choice, the pack will sing a song with the words "drink" or "down" in it. At that point, you should start drinking. You will continue drinking until one of two things happen:

  1. you finish the beverage, and you turn the cup over on top of your head to show that it's empty, or
  2. you don't finish the beverage, and you pour the rest over your head to show that it's empty.

Remember, even though most people use beer, you can use soda or water or whatever else there is to drink.  That leaves more beer for everyone else.

 

 

 

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